Friday, March 31, 1995

(I'm being a tricky intellectual) Can you guess which one word is misspelled?

A poet once said that a poet was in love
"What a load of junk!"
And quite a fat lot of good that did a poet

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yes I know that one too.
A picture tells a thousand words.
Hitler said they'd out-bomb the royal air force.

I don't think it mattered who was taking it to who.
Or, if it were me, what would you do?
Of course, a picture doesn't employ a poet.
Maybe if it's a picture of the poet with a black eye that's another story.

Yes, but he couldn't lose if he couldn't do it himself.
It was after the fact.
Don't be such a damned hypocrite.
Who gives a **** about Romania?
A poet once did? Exactly my point.
Sure, what's wrong with Italy! Is the pizza fresh?
Then who gives a **** about Italy?

Anyway, where was I?...
A poet once said a poet was in love
but the
poet didn't say
if the poet had a vagina or not would be gay
What possibility?
Yeah but the picture tells a thousand words.
Nevermind.
I barely have the time to work out my own problems.

I'm going home.

"Bye."
"Yes sir."

Answer on (I'm being a tricky intellectual) Can you guess which one word is misspelled?

The whole poems is Asterisks.

How can I tell which *****'s are mis******?